A Wedding - Q and U

This week at school we learned about the letter Q. There is one problem. Q can't make his sound without U. Today we had a wedding at our school. Q and U got married in the cafeteria. The Principal officiated the ceremony. After the wedding was over, we threw birdseed at the happy couple and had wedding cake. Daddy said they might get divorced so that U can go be with P, then they'd be P.U. Whatever...